ONTD Roundup

He and his cohorts need to take corona and fuck off to a deserted island forever and leave the rest of us alone!!!

The irony is lost on them

covid19 will respect her body and her choices, totally

i really wanna punch this woman in the face

Quiz: Which Disney Pet Are You Based On Your Food Preferences?

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Re: Quiz: Which Disney Pet Are You Based On Your Food Preferences?

Pluto
You’re just like Pluto! You often find yourself in sticky situations, but you’re smart enough to find a way out of them. You have a tendency to be a bit clumsy, but it’s just one of the many things about you that is so endearing. You like most people you meet, so when you fall in love, you fall hard!

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Figaro from “Pinnochio”
You’re most like Figaro! You appear cold on the outside, but on the inside you have a heart of gold. There are quite a few things you dislike in this world, which is what makes it so special when you *do* like something. Overall, you’re a curious person who wants to learn more about the world around you!

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Flounder from “The Little Mermaid”

You’re just like Flounder! You’re an incredibly loyal friend and would do anything to help the people you love. You tend to get anxious and scared when you get outside of your comfort zone. However, you can also be brave when the situation calls for it!

Yay 🐠

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Figaro from “Pinnochio”

You’re most like Figaro! You appear cold on the outside, but on the inside you have a heart of gold. There are quite a few things you dislike in this world, which is what makes it so special when you *do* like something. Overall, you’re a curious person who wants to learn more about the world around you!

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Stitch from “Lilo & Stitch”
You’re just like Stitch! You’re a little misunderstood, but you’re okay with that as long as you can find one person who appreciates you for who you are. You’re in touch with your inner child and are always up for an adventure. You tend to get into trouble when you’re left alone!

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Gus-Gus from “Cinderella”

You’re the most like Gus-Gus! You care deeply for your friends and family and would do absolutely anything for them. You’re a brave person who is always up to try something new. You also have a very sweet soul and a kind heart!

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You’re just like Stitch! You’re a little misunderstood, but you’re okay with that as long as you can find one person who appreciates you for who you are. You’re in touch with your inner child and are always up for an adventure. You tend to get into trouble when you’re left alone!

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Gus Gus 😂

Re: Quiz: Which Disney Pet Are You Based On Your Food Preferences?

Stitch from “Lilo & Stitch”
You’re just like Stitch! You’re a little misunderstood, but you’re okay with that as long as you can find one person who appreciates you for who you are. You’re in touch with your inner child and are always up for an adventure. You tend to get into trouble when you’re left alone!

Re: Quiz: Which Disney Pet Are You Based On Your Food Preferences?

Gus-Gus from “Cinderella”

You’re the most like Gus-Gus! You care deeply for your friends and family and would do absolutely anything for them. You’re a brave person who is always up to try something new. You also have a very sweet soul and a kind heart!

Re: Quiz: Which Disney Pet Are You Based On Your Food Preferences?

Gus-Gus from “Cinderella”

You’re the most like Gus-Gus! You care deeply for your friends and family and would do absolutely anything for them. You’re a brave person who is always up to try something new. You also have a very sweet soul and a kind heart!

I would say no.

Literal scaredy cat!

Lmao yep

Me dodging stockers at the grocery store this morning when I had to actually go inside because Walmart cancelled my pickup order yesterday.

Even with the stores making the aisles one way dumb people are still doing whatever they want

THIS! People really showing how ignorant they really are. I keep saying if this was a test for our humanity we all fucking failed jesus

I shopped today and ngl I kept forgetting about the damn arrows lmao. I’m not used to looking down when I shopped. But at least I still gave people space which I can’t say for 90% of the people (customers and workers) I encountered.

this will be me tomorrow

Awwww

Halp 🤣

I’m really glad that struggling businesses like Harvard University are finally getting the aid they so desperately need. Salt of the earth people.

I look forward to all the “um, actually” lectures from people online about how that $40 billion endowment is for looking, not for touching

it makes me so angry

i’m watching this documentary for my next chapter:

and i figured it was going to be useful as hell but wowwwwwwwww

My best friend finally went into labor overnight after being a week overdue! I’m so nervous for her bc of covid and all the rules in place (which are obviously for her protection but she’s separated from her husband immediately after birth and she’s had a really rough pregnancy so she’s terrified rn) but I’m so excited and wish I was in Canada rn. Eeeep I’m gonna be a non bio aunt again!!

Good luck to her! My friend had her baby last week after being a week overdue and she said everything went smoothly.

Awww congrats to your friend!! Mine was so convinced she was going to get induced Tuesday and then all of a sudden labor hit last night. She’s so relieved she doesn’t have to be pregnant any longer lol

Fingers crossed everything goes well for her!!

I hope she has a safe delivery, a healthy baby, and a quick recovery!

I’ve got my fingers crossed for her! I hope it all goes smoothly.

My CERB money hasn’t come yet and I know I shouldn’t complain but I do need that lol. I did get a GST credit in the mail today, though, so that provides some relief

Girl, set up your direct deposit!!

So I’m bored and on Ok Cupid and this guy messaged me this:

“Sorry, I just have a hard time talking to a daughter of a thief. You’re father obviously stole the stars out of the sky to put them in your eyes”

I wish I was able to send him a screenshot because my bio dad is actually a thief and is serving time in prison for a bank robbery 😂 I thought it would be funny to be like “you have no idea how right you are”

Tell him that lmaoooo

omgggg you should tell him

Do it do it !!

omg you have to do it

Omg lmao

Omg do it LOL

omg you should tell him

do it! report back!

Screaming. Do it sis YAAASSS

ohhhh my god YES keep us posted

I told him and he apologized perfusely 😂 I told him it wasn’t a big deal and I thought it was funny. I also mentioned I didn’t speak to my father anymore. He then replied with “your dad is a badass”… boy, I believe what i said heavily insinuated I don’t speak to my dad for a reason so why would you say that 😂

That would be legit amazing.

This is the first day I’ve been out of my house for more than an hour in an entire month

I’m alone at the office but I have to go to three stores today lol 😫 at least I get to buy my coworkers snacks and charge it to the company

Are you wearing a stylish mask?

Not in the office but I have a regular n95 mask

I’m actually shipping masks to stores, which is why I have to be in the office lol. And I’m delivering masks to my closest store

And I shared this in yesterday’s wholesome content post but sharing again~

I’ve never seen a puppy pull a prank before and this was too cute not to share pic.twitter.com/HqCIIemwIy

— Dak (@RidiculousDak) September 13, 2019

Oh my god, I’m literally tearing up because of how cute this is

Aww omg!

omg this is the most precious thing!

omg!!!

Omg! What a funny little pup!

this is TOO pure

Awwwww

saw this yesterday and it is SENDING ME sis –

we’re all born naked and the rest is fracked 😌

— 🌬 sam (@sam_traves) April 19, 2020

I finished my puzzle!

I love it!

that’s a pretty one!!

I was looking for a puzzle online… kept seeing they were sold out everywhere. Then saw this:

The demand for jigsaw puzzles is surging — but puzzlemakers can’t keep up as social distancing and business closures hobble production. https://t.co/ZBLXqbvVfb

— NPR (@NPR) April 13, 2020

and was like, yeah, that tracks.

Yea. I noticed that puzzles are super hard to find. I really got into puzzles over the summer so I got two puzzles for Christmas,

koushiba

sent me one like 6 weeks ago, and I bought one a few weeks ago before everything sold out.

I still have 2 more left.

Michaels sell puzzles if you still looking.

I want to eat it

Okay listening to sad songs is doing nothing for my mood.

That said i’ve been rediscovering kpop music I’d forgotten about

 

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