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By Andy Moser

Name something you can say during sex and also while _______. 

Spending the days thinking about things we could say during sex that fit with other activities isn’t the newest form of entertainment, but it’s having a moment on Twitter, and some of the replies are too good to pass up. 

From Chuck E. Cheese to *checks notes* the 2019 Toyotathon year-end event, these are the things that can** be said both during sex and while doing other various things.

**Shouldn’t

At Disney World

Wow the one in California is so much smaller

— bigbigbig202 (@bigbigbig202) December 3, 2019

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It’s Cali versus the world.

At Starbucks

uh i already paid with the app

— the von always honks twice (@vonhonkington) December 3, 2019

not a big fan of the music choice

— jon “🧈” butter (@thejonbutter) December 3, 2019

Every time I come in here, the prices go up.

— Chad Darnell (@ChadDarnell) December 2, 2019

“Not a big fan of the music choice”: You mean you can actually resist the supercharged sexual energy of Michael Bublé’s “Haven’t Met You Yet”? @thejonbutter, made of stone.

At a baseball game

Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this, without express written consent, is prohibited.

— GForcePhoenix (@GForcePhoenix) December 2, 2019

“Just shot one through the 2 hole!”

— тんє Ðคℓℓคร Ðєภคℓเ (@DallasBornFan) December 1, 2019

this guy is really struggling in the box lately

— Emily Nyman (@EmSheDoesIt) December 1, 2019

It’s crucial that you beat the traffic.

At Chuck E. Cheese

STOP IT.

At the Toyotathon 2019 year-end event

Love the body shape, let’s see what she’s got under the hood

— Suhstin Williams (@BigRedWSU_) December 3, 2019

I’m sad this only happens once a year.

— Aaron Burnside (@Burny_21) December 3, 2019

“Coroll(ov)a”

As a wickie or aspiring wickie in The Lighthouse

“Ya best prepare yourself for what’s ahead lad”

— Tom Jeffries (@TheWellDrinker) December 2, 2019

yer fond of me lobster ain’t ya 😉

— ben folds fan account (@winter__ann) December 2, 2019

It be my job to work up there, not yer job

— One Shott (@chendershott) December 2, 2019

Hark, Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury!

— Evan (@montresaurusrex) December 2, 2019

I see ye sparrin’ with the gull.

— Sean H. Huntley (@sean_h_huntley) December 2, 2019

Might have to watch the whole movie again but in this context.

And then there’s this

Ask them what their annual income is

— j cole concept code (@wokelettucegod) December 2, 2019

All in the spirit of getting to know somebody, of course.

 

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