Translating…
Name something you can say during sex and also while _______.
Spending the days thinking about things we could say during sex that fit with other activities isn’t the newest form of entertainment, but it’s having a moment on Twitter, and some of the replies are too good to pass up.
From Chuck E. Cheese to *checks notes* the 2019 Toyotathon year-end event, these are the things that can** be said both during sex and while doing other various things.
**Shouldn’t
At Disney World
Wow the one in California is so much smaller
— bigbigbig202 (@bigbigbig202) December 3, 2019
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It’s Cali versus the world.
At Starbucks
uh i already paid with the app
— the von always honks twice (@vonhonkington) December 3, 2019
not a big fan of the music choice
— jon “🧈” butter (@thejonbutter) December 3, 2019
Every time I come in here, the prices go up.
— Chad Darnell (@ChadDarnell) December 2, 2019
“Not a big fan of the music choice”: You mean you can actually resist the supercharged sexual energy of Michael Bublé’s “Haven’t Met You Yet”? @thejonbutter, made of stone.
At a baseball game
Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this, without express written consent, is prohibited.
— GForcePhoenix (@GForcePhoenix) December 2, 2019
“Just shot one through the 2 hole!”
— тんє Ðคℓℓคร Ðєภคℓเ (@DallasBornFan) December 1, 2019
this guy is really struggling in the box lately
— Emily Nyman (@EmSheDoesIt) December 1, 2019
It’s crucial that you beat the traffic.
At Chuck E. Cheese
STOP IT.
At the Toyotathon 2019 year-end event
Love the body shape, let’s see what she’s got under the hood
— Suhstin Williams (@BigRedWSU_) December 3, 2019
I’m sad this only happens once a year.
— Aaron Burnside (@Burny_21) December 3, 2019
“Coroll(ov)a”
As a wickie or aspiring wickie in The Lighthouse
“Ya best prepare yourself for what’s ahead lad”
— Tom Jeffries (@TheWellDrinker) December 2, 2019
yer fond of me lobster ain’t ya 😉
— ben folds fan account (@winter__ann) December 2, 2019
It be my job to work up there, not yer job
— One Shott (@chendershott) December 2, 2019
Hark, Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury!
— Evan (@montresaurusrex) December 2, 2019
I see ye sparrin’ with the gull.
— Sean H. Huntley (@sean_h_huntley) December 2, 2019
Might have to watch the whole movie again but in this context.
And then there’s this
Ask them what their annual income is
— j cole concept code (@wokelettucegod) December 2, 2019
All in the spirit of getting to know somebody, of course.